tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-61461866881947051882012-01-16T21:20:33.962-08:00Idiot Dipshit Losershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09107883078606604898noreply@blogger.comBlogger221100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6146186688194705188.post-78705075475597151722012-01-16T21:18:00.000-08:002012-01-16T21:20:33.980-08:00<span>P: Hoareders is the most disgusting show on television. I can't believe people really live like this.</span><br /><br />A: That's how I've always lived. I hoard cats.<br /><br /><span>P: And cock.<br /></span><br />A: Fuck off<br /><br /><span>P: Just came to me. I don't have much of a filter. I don't always say the smart, cute, clever comment.</span><br /><br />A: You're the cock hoarder. That's the real reason you were in a frat.<br /><br /><span>P: No, it's cause I always wanted to bury my boner in a sheeps ass.</span><br /><br />A: You disgust me.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6146186688194705188-7870507547559715172?l=hellboundassholes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Idiot Dipshit Losershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09107883078606604898noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6146186688194705188.post-47063887570738816862010-08-13T12:10:00.000-07:002010-08-13T12:11:20.354-07:00Meself<br />sup fool<br /><br />Mike<br />i'm at work, yo. Whats up with you?<br /><br />Meself<br />just sitting here waiting until I need to start getting ready for work<br />I never know what to wear<br /><br />Mike<br />Just wear everything. ALL OF YOUR CLOTHES!<br />You can be Oliver Clotheson!<br /><br />Meself<br />Hahahaha. Oh holy hell that is funny<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6146186688194705188-4706388757073881686?l=hellboundassholes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Idiot Dipshit Losershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09107883078606604898noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6146186688194705188.post-87409044794166607492010-08-06T15:45:00.001-07:002010-08-06T15:45:47.361-07:00<p>801 (J): I just got a shot in the ass. <br/> <br/> 801 (A): Its a little early for gay sex today don't you think? <br/> <br/> 801 (J): Penicillin hurts! Although I did get to show my ass to a hot nurse. :) <br/> <br/> 801 (A): I bet she threw up all over you.</p><div style='clear: both; text-align: center; font-size: xx-small;'>Published with Blogger-droid v1.4.8</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6146186688194705188-8740904479416660749?l=hellboundassholes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Idiot Dipshit Losershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09107883078606604898noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6146186688194705188.post-7551048627301576562010-03-31T06:12:00.001-07:002010-03-31T06:12:17.758-07:00Stranger: where are you fromß<br />You: usa<br />Stranger: cool<br />Stranger: city?<br />You: Whore Island<br />You: look it up, its a great place<br />Stranger: haha whore island<br />Stranger: i live on bitch island<br />You: I have been there, I didn't like it much<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6146186688194705188-755104862730157656?l=hellboundassholes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Idiot Dipshit Losershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09107883078606604898noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6146186688194705188.post-43495558469901301662010-03-30T12:29:00.001-07:002010-03-30T12:45:40.516-07:00[12:08] Strawberry Fanta: showering is stupid<br />[12:08] Strawberry Fanta: I haven't since friday<br />[12:08] Dr. Drix: ew no its not<br />[12:09] Dr. Drix: your vagina will stink<br />[12:09] Strawberry Fanta: it already does :)<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6146186688194705188-4349555846990130166?l=hellboundassholes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Idiot Dipshit Losershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09107883078606604898noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6146186688194705188.post-8704519986559988882009-11-05T09:15:00.001-08:002009-11-05T09:28:47.214-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://i37.tinypic.com/262xuo9.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 681px; height: 756px;" src="http://i37.tinypic.com/262xuo9.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6146186688194705188-870451998655998888?l=hellboundassholes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Idiot Dipshit Losershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09107883078606604898noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6146186688194705188.post-45862453808613582572009-11-03T14:48:00.000-08:002009-11-03T14:50:14.943-08:00Stranger: how old r u?<br />You: 30<br />Stranger: right<br />Stranger: and u work at a mall<br />You: AND! I live with my parents<br />Stranger: and u like small boys<br />Stranger: right<br />You: no, I prefer small animals<br />Stranger: u have so fun time her on this shitty website,<br />Stranger: really?<br />Stranger: like what?<br />Stranger: like mouse and kat?<br />Stranger: cat*<br />You: rodents, bagers, raccoons, small dogs like a little boston terrier<br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Your conversational partner has disconnected.</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6146186688194705188-4586245380861358257?l=hellboundassholes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Idiot Dipshit Losershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09107883078606604898noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6146186688194705188.post-90806918233102613792009-11-03T14:36:00.000-08:002009-11-03T14:38:01.195-08:00You: I bet its the size of a twig<br />You: NEEDLE DICK! NEEDLE DICK! NEEDLE DICK! NEEDLE DICK! NEEDLE DICK! NEEDLE DICK! NEEDLE DICK! NEEDLE DICK! NEEDLE DICK! NEEDLE DICK! NEEDLE DICK! NEEDLE DICK! NEEDLE DICK! NEEDLE DICK! NEEDLE DICK! NEEDLE DICK! NEEDLE DICK! NEEDLE DICK! NEEDLE DICK! NEEDLE DICK! NEEDLE DICK! NEEDLE DICK! NEEDLE DICK! NEEDLE DICK! NEEDLE DICK! NEEDLE DICK! NEEDLE DICK! NEEDLE DICK! NEEDLE DICK! NEEDLE DICK! NEEDLE DICK! NEEDLE DICK! NEEDLE DICK! NEEDLE DICK! NEEDLE DICK! NEEDLE DICK! NEEDLE DICK! NEEDLE DICK! NEEDLE DICK! NEEDLE DICK! NEEDLE DICK! NEEDLE DICK! NEEDLE DICK! NEEDLE DICK! NEEDLE DICK! NEEDLE DICK! NEEDLE DICK! NEEDLE DICK! NEEDLE DICK!<br /><br />Stranger: is hot<br />Stranger: hard<br /><br />You: wait... dad? Is this you?<br /><br />Stranger: yes<br />Stranger: add me<br /><br />You: dad I don't like this game. I'm telling mom. I thought she told you to stay off of the internet and quit looking at my facebook pictures of me in my bikini<br />You: we saw the tissues dad.<br />You: we know what you were doing<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6146186688194705188-9080691823310261379?l=hellboundassholes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Idiot Dipshit Losershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09107883078606604898noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6146186688194705188.post-20854113021740811402009-11-03T11:33:00.000-08:002009-11-03T11:34:28.695-08:00Strawberry fanta: I hope you get some action tonight.<br />Strawberry fanta: Its like you're a born again virgin<br />Strawberry fanta: It would take like 10 years of abstinence for me to be one<br /><br />Dr. Drix: hahahaha<br />Dr. Drix: well thanks<br />Dr. Drix: and yeah i know that<br />Dr. Drix: you would need a year straight of baptisms until you got clean<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6146186688194705188-2085411302174081140?l=hellboundassholes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Idiot Dipshit Losershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09107883078606604898noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6146186688194705188.post-18868547286039969322009-11-02T20:10:00.000-08:002009-11-02T20:17:32.358-08:00(xxx)xxx-xxxx: Remember when we were little and you were sick, and puked in the toilet and shit ran down your legs? I do.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6146186688194705188-1886854728603996932?l=hellboundassholes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Idiot Dipshit Losershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09107883078606604898noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6146186688194705188.post-80808958483936387492009-11-02T15:03:00.000-08:002009-11-02T15:06:09.666-08:00Dr. Drix: <a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://i.imgur.com/TV38c.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 544px; height: 512px;" src="http://i.imgur.com/TV38c.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /> <br />Strawberry fanta: rha cha cha cha!<br /><br />Dr. Drix: shes all playin with her cooter<br /><br />Strawberry fanta: her poonany<br /><br />Dr. Drix: her meat wallet<br /><br />Strawberry fanta: her spam purse<br /><br />Dr. Drix: her baby canal<br /><br />Strawberry fanta: her cum dumpster<br /><br />Dr. Drix: i dont even know anymore<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6146186688194705188-8080895848393638749?l=hellboundassholes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Idiot Dipshit Losershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09107883078606604898noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6146186688194705188.post-71211952798139775562009-11-02T11:50:00.000-08:002009-11-02T11:51:57.858-08:00Fin: <a href="http://www.zimbio.com/pictures/bxPIpUo4EEC/Owen+Wilson+Rick+Rubin+Ride+Bikes+Malibu/JRYRYf4Pb7i/Rick+Rubin">http://www.zimbio.com/pictures/bxPIpUo4EEC/Owen+Wilson+Rick+Rubin+Ride+Bikes+Malibu/JRYRYf4Pb7i/Rick+Rubin</a><br /><br />Stawberry fanta: haha. Why is dirty santa riding bikes with that suicide failure?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6146186688194705188-7121195279813977556?l=hellboundassholes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Idiot Dipshit Losershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09107883078606604898noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6146186688194705188.post-82260850116040130462009-11-02T11:04:00.000-08:002009-11-02T10:04:43.305-08:00Strawberry fanta: when you see me will you tell me if my hair looks stupid? I did it different and I feel like I look infected with downsyndrome<br /><br />Fin: you always look down syndrome, but yeah i'll let you know.<br /><br />Strawberry fanta: ha. gee thanks<br /><br />Fin: you're the most beautiful retard i know<br /><br />Strawberry fanta: ew. retards are fucking ugly. I wish they'd kill them at birth.<br />Strawberry fanta: But thank you.<br /><br />Fin: i'm glad you're not in charge of any hospitals<br />Fin: there would be a box full of dead babies in the basement<br /><br />Strawberry fanta: no, dead retards. You can't call them babies, they aren't real human beings<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6146186688194705188-8226085011604013046?l=hellboundassholes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Idiot Dipshit Losershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09107883078606604898noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6146186688194705188.post-52977338830604036322009-11-01T16:25:00.000-08:002009-11-02T10:04:55.303-08:00Strawberry fanta: We went to taco bell and the mexican asked "what have you all been drinking?" And I said "deer piss, fucks you up" this was at noon yesterday. God hates me<br /><br />Fin: Haha. I should buy you a bible you ass hole.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6146186688194705188-5297733883060403632?l=hellboundassholes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Idiot Dipshit Losershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09107883078606604898noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6146186688194705188.post-37286535526055913652009-10-30T14:37:00.000-07:002009-10-30T14:52:18.798-07:00(***)***-****: Hey shit stain... call mom.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6146186688194705188-3728653552605591365?l=hellboundassholes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Idiot Dipshit Losershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09107883078606604898noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6146186688194705188.post-59170781100430564202009-10-30T13:43:00.000-07:002009-10-30T13:47:06.956-07:00<span style="font-weight:bold;">strawberry fanta: </span><br /><br />hahahahahaha<br /><br />I laughed out loud sooooo hard<br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">LadyLike:</span><br /><br />ME TOO.<br /><br />hahaha. that pic is so gay.<br /><br />he looks like a dino-saur.<br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">strawberry fanta:</span> <br /><br />hahahahahahahaha<br /><br />"he looks like a dino-saur." hahaha<br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">LadyLike:</span><br /><br />hahahaha.<br /><br />he does dude.<br /><br />he's gonna play jurassic park in his office.<br /><br />he all starts running in to walls and roaring and pretending he has claws.<br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">strawberry fanta:</span><br /><br />HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA<br /><br />HOLY SHIT. I love that<br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">LadyLike:</span><br /><br />and blasts the jurassic park theme song around the office.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6146186688194705188-5917078110043056420?l=hellboundassholes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Idiot Dipshit Losershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09107883078606604898noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6146186688194705188.post-85867833530591261252009-10-30T13:35:00.000-07:002009-10-30T13:39:44.035-07:00strawberry fanta: this world is fucked up<br />strawberry fanta: I'm going to mars. I just need to become like Dr. Manhattan<br /><br />Dr. Drix: dude me to<br />Dr. Drix: he is such a pimp<br />Dr. Drix: with his blue dong and shit<br /><br />strawberry fanta: haha that he can make ginormous<br /><br />Dr. Drix: i know<br />Dr. Drix: like 7 stories tall<br />Dr. Drix: dude<br />Dr. Drix: i would play baseball with planets with it!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6146186688194705188-8586783353059126125?l=hellboundassholes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Idiot Dipshit Losershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09107883078606604898noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6146186688194705188.post-15703426363402335772009-10-30T13:34:00.000-07:002009-10-30T13:35:25.667-07:00Dr. Drix: they found water on the moon<br /><br />straberry fanta: SHUT UP<br />straberry fanta: You lie to me<br /><br />Dr. Drix: nope<br />Dr. Drix: its true<br />Dr. Drix: http://www.dailygalaxy.com/my_weblog/2009/09/water-on-the-moon-what-does-it-mean-for-the-human-species.html<br /><br />straberry fanta: LIES<br /><br />Dr. Drix: your a lie<br /><br />straberry fanta: hahaha<br />straberry fanta: I'm a failed abortion<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6146186688194705188-1570342636340233577?l=hellboundassholes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Idiot Dipshit Losershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09107883078606604898noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6146186688194705188.post-36416837791691311482009-10-30T13:24:00.000-07:002009-10-30T14:09:47.879-07:00<span style="font-weight:bold;">strawberry fanta</span>: They are building a carnival or something in my parking lot here at work<br /><span style="font-weight:bold;"><br />Dr. Drix</span>: haha really?<br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">strawberry fanta</span>: yeah!<br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">strawberry fanta</span>: I'm going to go buy a bottle then piss on the moon bounce<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6146186688194705188-3641683779169131148?l=hellboundassholes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Idiot Dipshit Losershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09107883078606604898noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6146186688194705188.post-51266149722515835812009-10-30T13:19:00.000-07:002009-10-30T13:28:58.460-07:00<span style="font-weight:bold;">Dr. Drix</span>: ha well<br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Dr. Drix</span>: you are the eye candy<br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">strawberry fanta</span>: yeah, and everyone has dipped into this candy dish<br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Dr. Drix</span>: HAHAHA<br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Dr. Drix</span>: everyone has had a ride<br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">strawberry fanta</span>: the good old playground slide... everyone has gone down on it.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6146186688194705188-5126614972251583581?l=hellboundassholes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Idiot Dipshit Losershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09107883078606604898noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6146186688194705188.post-50075399651849462582009-10-30T13:05:00.000-07:002009-10-30T13:32:14.677-07:00<span style="font-weight:bold;">LadyLike:</span><br /> now i'm really gonna shoot myself. nickleback just came on.<br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">straberry fanta:</span><br /> hahaha<br /> "this is how you remind me of what I really am!"<br /> sooooooo gay<br /> actually thats probably their best song<br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">LadyLike: </span><br /> they make me wanna end my life.<br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">straberry fanta:</span><br /> I hate the one thats all "Look at this photograph! everytime I do it makes me shit my pants and everyone else laughs, all my songs sound the same. And I guess my band is pretty lame"<br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">LadyLike:</span><br /> like they make me feel like the world is the shittiest it will ever get.<br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">straberry fanta:</span> <br /> until they release a new single... then it will get shittier<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6146186688194705188-5007539965184946258?l=hellboundassholes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Idiot Dipshit Losershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09107883078606604898noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6146186688194705188.post-38787867722989402872009-10-30T11:17:00.000-07:002009-10-30T13:33:08.922-07:00<span style="font-weight:bold;">straberry fanta</span>: meh. I need to not drink beer, but I shouldn't drink hard liqour on weeknights either.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Dr. Drix</span>: who says?<br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">straberry fanta</span>: my liver<br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Dr. Drix</span>: who cares what he says<br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">straberry fanta</span>: why do you assume my liver is a male entity?<br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">straberry fanta</span>: Its actually a transvestite, still has the male parts but prefers to be refered to as a female<br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Dr. Drix</span>: so its an "it"?<br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">straberry fanta</span>: technically its male, but has tits. So yeah I guess its an it<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6146186688194705188-3878786772298940287?l=hellboundassholes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Idiot Dipshit Losershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09107883078606604898noreply@blogger.com0